Why I want to get married

Before you freak and say "oh great, another 20-something girl desperately seeking marriage," hear me out. I WANT THE PRESENTS.

Specifically, the KitchenAid Stand Mixer. In lime green please.
It's kind of a ridiculous purchase for someone living alone to have, so I'm thinking a wedding is the perfect way to get it. Gotta love registering for gifts. I see myself spending weekends in the kitchen baking cakes, trying new recipes, and hosting dinner parties prepared with my beautiful mixer.

I'm thinking I may just get a boy on the street and ask him to marry me. We can register for all the things we both want, then go our separate ways.